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This was fun:

Over the weekend someone told me that you can look up yourself on Urban Dictionary to find out what your name means. Here are my favorites from my name:

1. A fair Irish lass, as heard in the title of every other Irish folk song e.g. “Maggie In The Wood”, “Drowsey Maggie”, “When You And I Were Young, Maggie”, etc.

2. The biggest bitch in the world. Totally conceited. Used as an insult.

3. Commonly used dog’s name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, “Oh. My dog’s name is Maggie! How cute!” Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is “cute”.

True Story.

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