We All Judge... - First World Problems

Stanford: Before I tell you, you have to promise not to judge.

Carrie: Do I judge?

Stanford: We all judge. That's our hobby. Some people do arts and crafts; we judge.

First World Problems

I am well aware each of the following things are certainly nothing in the grand scheme of things, but I tell ya, they’re causing me to come rage-y.

1. My cleaning lady turns off the light switch in my bedroom every time she comes, thereby turning off my alarm clock causing me to reset it.

2. In the same vain, she makes up my bed and folds the sheet down over the coverlet and blanket, thereby creating unequalness in the lengths of all the layers. In case you were wondering, this is NOT OKAY. To fix this problem, I have to remake the bed….which kind of defeats the purpose of having a cleaning lady in the first place.

3. It’s girl scout cookie delivery day here in the office, and when I ordered them I only ordered 4 boxes in an effort to be healthy. Hi Regret, it’s nice to meet you.

4. I had jury duty yesterday, and I was able to pinpoint the spread of the swine flu. If one more person coughed in my general direction, I was going to have to ask if there was a seclusion room. Two showers later, I’m not sure I’ll ever be the same. As a general rule, people act tragically.

Carry on.