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Jury Duty Recap

I got an email requesting that I update my blog. Well, here you go:

On Sunday I had the following conversation with Courtney:

WAJ: In other news I think I threw my back out painting

Courtney: I can barely move from raking.

WAJ: Think that’ll get me out of jury duty?

Courtney: I wish we could be pitiful together!

WAJ: I’m already in bed?

Courtney: Act really religious, that will get you out of it. Maybe wear a nun’s outfit?

Kids, I shit you not there was a Nun at jury duty. While I don’t have photographic evidence (homeslice kept moving around!), it’s totally true. This was Courtney’s response:

Here are some of the other folks that I sat near:

I, too, believe that an army green sweat suit with gold sparkly pumps is appropriate jury duty attire. True story: this woman later came up to me and asked if we got our $25 dollas just for coming or if you had to get picked to be on a trial. Don’t worry sweetie, you get it just for coming. Also,:

The gentlemen in this photo came skrait from the farm. He had: red leather cowboy boots (that lbh prob cost more than my tory’s), red leather belt with silver belt buckle (with turquoise accents), 4 silver rings (3 on the left hand, 1 on the right) all with turquoise accents, a necklace with a silver pendant that has turquoise accents a bracelet on each wrist along with a watch on his left hand. Understated much?

Where do these people come from?

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