We All Judge... - True Story.

Stanford: Before I tell you, you have to promise not to judge.

Carrie: Do I judge?

Stanford: We all judge. That's our hobby. Some people do arts and crafts; we judge.

True Story.

Scene: Yesterday, in the Passat, driving along I-20.

Characters: WAJ (driving), The Teacher of the Year (“TOTY”) (Shotgun), & M-Dub, lovah of the TOTY (Backseat, laying down)

The TOTY realizes that M-Dub has gum in his mouth while he is sleeping. Obvs, she doesn’t want him to choke, so she does what any TOTY would do…pulls the gum out of his mouth for him and throws it out the window.

The End.

All together now: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!